Mehwish Jatt

Ek admi ghar call karta hai naukrani fone uthate hai malik pochta hai koun baat kar raha hai naukrani bolte hai is ghar ke naukrani malik bolta hai par mere pass to koi naukrani nahe naukrani boltee hai mujhe yahan ke malken ne abhe abhe rakha hai malik bolta hai oh achaa malken kiya kar rahe hai naukrani boltee woh upar koi admi ke sath hai main samjhee woh malik hai malika guse main boltaa kiyaaaaaaa au oo aa !!! ** malik kehta hai agar main tum 50 lac Rs doun meraa ek kaam karogee naukrani mujhe kiya karna hogaaa mere den main se bandooq lo aur dono ko shoot kardo naukrani: ek min (Tha tha Boom boom) sir ab main lash ka kiya karon
Malik: Swimming pool main phenk do
naukrani: par yahan par to swimming pool nahee hai
Malik: au?????? oo ??? isit 8235695
Naukrani : Sorry Wrong Number ....!!!!!

Chahay hamara ghar kitna bhi barra ho, hamare kapray kitne hi mehnge hon, hum kitne hi ameer hon lekin hum sab ki qabrain aik si hon gi.

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

Yaani Tum Wo Ho, WAQYEE????... Hadd hy...
Main To Sach Much Sabhi Ko Bhool Gya...!!!

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