Majid Hussain

sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisi naal pyar nahi hoya?
yar howa to hai lekin o mun di nai

bas ena kendi aa i love u

pata nai ullu da pathaukon hai

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

Sardar Ji, aap ko logon ne kiyon mara?
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......

once in a class teacher said to students write the name of your father in english.one sardar wrote BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR,teacher said what u have written, what is the name of your father.he replied SUNDAR LAL CHADA

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

AIK SARDAR G BUS MAIN DAKHIL HUWAY BUS MAIN JAGA NAI THI CONDUCTOR NAI KAHA SARDAR G CHAT PAR CHAR JAIN.
TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TAKAY TUSI THALON GADDI HI LA JAO..

Harbhajan Singh gets married.

During suhag raat

he asks his wife r u a virgin ?

she replies kar di na sardaron wali baat,

Spinner ko kabhi new ball mili hai

wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.

AIK DAFFA RAAT K 3 BAJE SARDAR KO PHONE AYA, KIA YAHAAN SAIMA MAHFOOZ HI?
SARDAR BOLA, SALEY AGAR ISS WAQT SAIMA YAHAAN HOTI TU KIA WO MAHFOOZ HOTI?