Majid Hussain

Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
Man: wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

Police to sardar : kal subah 5 baje tumhe phansi di jayegi.
Sardar : ha ha ha ha ha
Police : isme hasne ki kya baat hai.
Sardar : main to roz subah 8 baje uthta hu.

teacher to sardar:- name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.

Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied
with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long!
Take Care!

There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single
moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone
remembers u.

Without Love -- days are
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday... so be in Love everyday...