Madiha Shahid

An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

Akk Dafa Akk Paindoo Shahir Aya Us Nay Market Say Akk Radio Karida.Sales Man Main Kaha Kaha Kay Yai Radio Walayti Hai.Paindoo Radio Lay Kar Khosh Khosh Gao Chala Gya Waha Ja Ker Is Nay Tamaam Logoo Say Kahan Kay Yai Radio Walayti yai Aur On Kar Diya. Radio On Howa Aur Awaz Ayee Kay Yai Radio Pakistan Hai.
Paindoo Bahga Bahga Shahir Gya Aur Sales Man Koo Pakir Liya Aur Kaha Kay T Too Too Kah Raha Tha Yai Radio Walayti Yai Radio Too Kah Raha Main Radio Pakistan Hoon............

Marna Chaha Uski Yaad Mein. Peena Chahu To Zehar Nahi Hai Dubna Chahu To Lehar Nahi Hai Marna Chaha Jab Uski Yaad Mein To Maut Bhi Hans Kar Boli Ja Abhi Teri Umar Nhi Hai.