Kinza Hussain

aik orat apny dewar say kahti hy k mein tum ko panch ropy don gi.tum mujy apny bhai k aik baal la do.dewar apni bhabi say kahta hy k app mujy das rupay dein mein app ko bhai ki sari vig la don ga.

Faslay Kb Km Howay Hain, Rabton K Baad B...

Ajnabi Thay, Ajnabi Hain, Muhabatton K Baad B...!!!

Aik daffa isstarha hota hai k 2 dost hotay hain. Aik bohat chalaak hota hai. Wahaan say aik Ganjaa guzrata hai. Pehla doosray ko kahta hai k main tumhain 10 ropay doon ga aggar tum iss ganjay k sarr parr thappar maro.
Doosra jaata hai aur uss k sarr parr thappar maar karr kahta yaar Maqsood Kya Haal Hai? Ganjaa kahtaa hai yaar main Maqsood nahin hoon. Woh sorry kah karr chala jaata hai.
10 ropay dainay k baad uss ka dost kahta hai k aggar abhi tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to 100 ropay doon ga. Woh jaata hai aur sarr parr thapparmaar kar kahta hai k yaar mazaaq kyun kartay ho main nay tumhain pechaan liyahai k tum he Maqsood ho. Sorry k baad jabb woh waapis jaata hai to Ganjaa apni jagga baddal leta hai. 100 ropay denay k baad woh kahta hai k abb aggar tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to pooray 1000 ropay millain gay.
Woh jaata hai aur sarrparr thappar maar karr kahta hai yaar Maqsood tum yahan kharray ho aur main wahan pata nahin kiss k sir parr thappar maar raha tha.

Plane Take-off Kerne K Bad ek Air-Hostess Ney Kuch Anounce Kiya Aur Mic Ka Button Band Kerna Bhool gaee.. Dosari Taraf Pilot Dosare Pilot Se Kehne Laga K Abhi Mein Chai Pi Loon Us K Bad Mera Air-Hostess K Saath Romance Kerne Ko Dil Charaha Hai..Aur Yeh Sab Baatein Air-hostess K Saath Sab Sun Rahey Thay..Ab Air-Host Ne Socha K Mein Jaldi Se Mic Band Ker Dey Ti HOON.. Jase Hi Woh MIc Band Kerne K Liyeh BhaGi. To Ek Bhudhe Ki Tang Se Takra K Gir Gahi...BHudey NE Kaha "" To Bari BEy-Sabri Hai""..""Suna Nahi Pehley Woh Chai Piyeh Ga""........

eik dafa reema se kisi ne pocha k aap ko sab se acha kon lagta hai
reema ne kaha general musharaf ,ghanta aagai karta hai ghanta pechai karta hai