Kashif Yaqoob

Intizar Kerny Wal0n Ko Sirf
Utnaa Hii Milta Hy
Jitna Koshish Kerny Wale
…Chorh Dete Hyn …”

#Golden Word's

" kisi ka #dil mat dukhao
kyun ke muafi maang lenay ke bawajod usay dukh zaror rahe ga,
Theek aisy hi jaise deewar main lagi kel ko nikalne se nishan reh jata hai"......!!!!!!

Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti,
Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti,
Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti,
Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti?
Khushi sb ko deti hy beti,
Mushkil me sath nibhati hy beti,
Anso hr kisi k sukhati hy beti,
Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti,
Papa k baad maa k Qareeb hoti hy beti,
Apne maa baap pr Qurban hoti hy beti,
Karti hy sb se zyada maa baap ki khidmat,
Tu phr aakhir Q parai hoti hy beti..

#ladli #poetry

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

A Very Emotional Msg.. Main nay "Maa" Say Poocha, "Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is Tarah Raaton ko jagti Raho gi? "Maa" Nay Pyar say Mera Matha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon say Raat ko Baat kerna nahi Choray ga "Begherat." Ooppssss; Moral: TUJHAY SUB HAI PTAaaaaa MERI MAAAAAAAA....

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can't smoke here.. Man: But I purchase this Cigrette from ur shop.. Sales girl:We also sell Toilet Paper so it doesn't mean u start Potty here...

SmS na karne walo k liye song . . " Agar Tum mil Jao " To Taangen Torr den gay Hum Tumhen paa k Tumhare Peeche Kuttay Chor den gay HUM. Bus Tum mil Jaaaooo... Hanso mat sms kar lia karo.. * Kanjoos

Dost Tum ek Aise DON Ho Jis K Paas dosti k Hr Lock Ki Chaabi Hy Is Liye Hum Aap ko "DON"With "KEY" Kehty Hen Yani K "DONKEY" thanx mt bolo pagal ye tmara haq.

Ek cockroach k marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfz "Aao mujhe mar dalo buzdl insan! Tum mujh se jalte ho Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi, mujh se darti hy"