Javed Khan

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with ""TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN"".

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?""}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

Mohabbat kar lete hain
Nibhaana bhool jaate hain
Laga kar aag seene mein
Bujhaaana bhool jaate hain

Yaad aapki na aye aisa hum nahi hone denge..
Dost aap jaisa hum khone nahi denge..
Sharfat se bhejhte rehena humein SMS...
Varna Hum aapko chain se sone nahi denge....