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Eshwa Khan

From : UK
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 53
Member Since : Dec 13, 2012

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Just Because I'm Smiling, Doesn't Mean That I Don't Want To ...

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.

· 1 Like · Nov 20, 2014 at 13:11

Category: Insults

Sms / Marital Woes

Shadi

1 mulla ki shadi nahi ho rahi the,wo manat mangne gata,wahan uski kmaa khai main gir gae.mulla bola-ya khuda teri khudai,apni to mili nahi-abba ki b gawai

· 1 Like · Nov 10, 2014 at 04:11

Category: marital-woes

Whatsapp Messages / Friend`s Birthday

Thinking Of You And The Good Times We Spent Makes Me Smile.

Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.

Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!

· 0 Like · Oct 25, 2014 at 02:10

Category: Friend`s-Birthday

Whatsapp Messages / Eid Milad Un Nabi

The Prophet's Birthday Is A Moment To Rededicate Ourselves To The Ideals For Which He Lived His Life. He Gave Us The Message Of Compassion Towards All Fellow Beings. May His Enlightened Message Guides Us On The Path Of Peace, Goodwill And Harmony!

The Prophet's birthday is a moment to rededicate ourselves to the ideals for which He lived his life. He gave us the message of compassion towards all fellow beings. May His enlightened message guides us on the path of Peace, Goodwill and Harmony!

HAPPY Eid Milad-un-Nabi!

· 0 Like · Oct 24, 2014 at 21:10

Category: Eid-Milad-un-Nabi

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Eshwa Khan

Santa Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts "noooo! Don't Get Off The Horse! It's A Trap..!"

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 06:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Interesting

Eshwa Khan

I Bought A New Printer Because It Was Cheaper Than Ink Refills.

I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills.

Now I'm wondering - how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel!

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 22:10

Category: Interesting

Whatsapp Messages / Pick Up Lines

Eshwa Khan

I Hope You Know Cpr, Cos You Take My Breath Away!

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 01:10

Category: Pick-Up-Lines

Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Eshwa Khan

Lot Of People Don't Understand The Value Of Their Wives, Unt...

Lot of people don't understand the value of their wives, until a judge decides the alimony amount!

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 23:10

Category: marriage

Wallpapers / Dreamy And Fantasy

Eshwa Khan

Surrounding Calm

Dreamy & Fantasy wallpapers

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 09:10

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Wallpapers / Love

Eshwa Khan

Lovers Dream

Love wallpapers

· -1 Like · Sep 17, 2014 at 12:09

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Sms / Sardar

Eshwa Khan

Pagal Sardar

Sardar ki ghari kharab hogai.......
Usne thori dhear socha phirghari ko khool diya.....
Ghari ko jab khola tu us main macchar mara para tha...
Sardar phoot phoot kar rone laga..
Pass se ghuzarte admi ne rone ki waja pochi..
Then sardar answerd:Meri ghri ka driver marr hgaya hai..
He He He

· 1 Like · Aug 30, 2014 at 15:08

Category: sardar

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