Andaleeb Siddiqui

eik admi bus main behta kheray khareed layta hain aur us kay pass eik admi betha hota hain admi aur jis dmi nay kheray khareday thay woh dosrey admi ko deta hain aur eik kay baad dosra deta hain phir admi kehta hain kay app bhi to kha lay to woh kehta hain hain yeh bhi koi insano kay khanay wali cheez hain
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ek ghar mein chor aa jata hai ghar ki malikan bohat motee hotee hai. wo chor ko pakar kar us per baith jaatee hai. or apne naukar ko kehtee hai k tum ja kar police ko laao naukar kehta hai k bibi jee meree chappal nahi mil rahee neeche se chor kehta hai ja bhai meree pehan jaaaa.

Kaash wo Subah Neend se Jaage to Mujhse Larne Aaye
k Tum Kon hote ho Mere Khuwab mai aanay Walay

AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)

Dil Hy To ISHQ K Azaar Main Kaam Aaye Ga...

Wrna Hamsaye Ki Deewar Main Kaam Aaye Ga...!!!

Charti Theen Us Mazaar Pr Chadrain By Shumaar...

Bahir Betha Koi Faqeer Sardi Sy Mr Gya...!!!

once a woman returned home and asked her new maid ""did you clean out the refrigerator as i told you"".""yes madam"",said the girl,and every thing was very tasty"".