Alisha Khan

IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.

Tu Nay To Eraaday He Meray Tourr Diye Hain....

Guzray Ga Safar Kaisay.?Khara Soch Raha Hun.....

Yaqeenan Raastay Dushwaar Bhi Hain....
Magar Hum Chalnay Ko Tayaar Bhi Hain,,,,,

Mustaqbil Sey Nimat Lun Ga Yaqeenan.....
Meray Dushman Pass-e-Dewaar Bhi Hain,,,,

K Jiss Dil Mien Kadurat Pal Rahi Hai.....
Wohi Baahien Galay Ka Haar Bhi Hain,,,,

Meray Gham Mien Ezaafa Kar Rahay Hain....
Jo Kehnay Ko Meray Gham_Khawaar Bhi Hain,,,,,,

Kisi Patwaari se Taaluq Hai Tumhara
Mehboob Apne Naam Karwana Hai

BALOCH LARKI KA IZHAR.E.MOHBAT PE JAWAB........

LARKA I LOVE U ..ARRY

WO HANSI OR SHRMA K BOLI ......
...
JAO ARRY KUTA JADU GAR KA BACHA TERA SHKAL PAY THOO........

I LOVE U TOO......

Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

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