Ali Bukhari

President General Pervez Musharraf was driving around Islamabad when he saw long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad. He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people wanted to leave Pakistan. No sooner did people see the President with them that they left the queue to return to their homes. President Musharraf was surprised and asked them why they had the change of heart and decided to stay back in Pakisatn than to go abroad. They replied: ``If you are leaving Pakistan, there is no reason for us to go.--

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

aek dafa 3 aadmii tree kea neechay bethatay hean chupnay kea leay or un mea say aek bohat he pagal hota hea wo tree kea neechay beath kar peeshaab kar deta hai dosray dono ko awaz ati hea to wo usay kahtay hean tu kya kar raha hai wo agay say bolta hai kea kya hum yahan peeshaab karnay nai bethay thay ha ha ha ha

Aik Ustaad class main sajmahaa raha hota hey key agar aik mazdoor aik makaan ko 30 dino (days) main tameer kartaa hey to 30 mazdoor useey makan ko aik (one day) main tameer kar lein gey.
Kashif standup and brief me what I have said with example.
Kashif replaid that ""Sir aap yeheey samjaaney keey koshis kar rehey hain naan key agar aik (one) kashtee Bahra-e-Hind ko 30 dino main aboor karteey hey to 30 kashtian Bahra-e-Hind ko aik (one) din main aboor kar lain geeeeee. (Ha Ha Haaaaa)

AIK ANDHE NE SAR PAR HATH PHERNA CHAHA,
MAGAR ADMI NE APNI SHALWAR UTAR KAR ULTA HO GAYA , ANDHE NE HATH PHER KAR KAHA KEH MANG BUHAT GHERI HAI.

aik saheb ki bevee unsay tang theen kiuon kah woh bister main pishab kerdatay they ,woh saheb aik din bahut parishan howay kah shaitan yay sab karata hay owr bagum dant tee hain ,shaitan kay owper naraz hotay hain owr shaitan ko kahtay hain kay aaj to mujhko mill ,jub raat ko soo jatay hain to shaitan aata hay yah usper naraz hotay hain owr sub kuchh batatay hain ,shaitan bolta hay kah bus sirf baigum say pareshan ho koee mas-alla naheen tum bagum ko heeray jawahir day ker khush kardoo ,woh boltay hain kaisay,shaitan bolta hay aaoow maray sath ,shaitan unko aik kowain kay pass lay jata hay owr kahta hay kah tum under utter ker jitnay chahoo heray bherloo woh saheb under utterker teen char booreeyan bhar latay hain,phir shaitan ko kahtay hain kah owper khachoo shaitan unko owper khaichta hay muger woh neechay wapiss hojatay hain ,shaitan bolta hay kia musalla hay woh saheb boltay hain kah koee mujhko neechay say khaich raha hay shaitan bolta hay tang ko jhutka doo woh boltay hain naheen chhr raha hay ,shaitan bolta hay uskay moon kay owper hugg doo yah jasay hee uskay moon kay owper huggtay hain ,Bevee ka zoordar thupper lagta hay kah kumbukht rooz to bister per pishab kartay thay aaj hugg bhee dia. Ha Ha Hi Hi Hoo