Simran Chaudhry

Janab Nawaz Sharif Asalam-o-Alikum Wa Dolatulahi wa Kazanatoho,
App ko Rehmato or barkato say is leyeya nahi nawazata k app ko dolat say bohot piya hai.
kiya ab bhi app bhi anar ka ek glass rozana pitay hai ya anar ki jaga soda water istimal kartay hai.
aor lagta hai app k aanay k chance bilkol khatam hai.
qun k Mushraf nay app say aisa salook kiya hai jistarha dood say makhi ko nikala jata hai.
ja raho khuda k azab may raho qun k
ab pakistan bilkol app jasay kandageero say pak hogaya hai.
khuda tum ko kisi ki layi ata karay.
AMEEN SOMA AMEEN!
Arabo k sat raho or on k ontho ki aank may sorma dala karo.

EK ADMI HOTA HAI JISKA EK BAZOO NAHIN HOTA...SARE USSE KAITE HAIN KE TUM ITNE NAKAME HO....EK DIN WO KHUDKHUSHI KARNE GAATA HAI AUR MINAR PE CHAR KE KEHTA HAI AAJ MAINE MAAR JANA HAI...
NECHE DHEK TA HAI AUR EK ADMI KO DEKTA HAI JISKE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHN HOTE AUR WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI.
WO MINAR SE NICHE CHAR TA HAI AUR USKE PAAS JATE HAI..... WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI AUR BAHOT TEEZ (FAST) ADMI KAITA HAI BHAI TUMARE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHIN HAIN TUM ITNE KHUSH MERA EK BAZOO NAHIN ME ITNA PARESHAAN (UPSET) ADMI JAWAB DETA HAI....
KISNE KAHA KE MAIN KHUSH HO MUJHE CHUMONE LAR RAHE HAIN HAHAH :)

ak banda ro ro kay allah say doa kar raha tha ,alla mian mughy choha bana day, dosry dost nay kaha yaar yah kia doa mang rahy ho? pahla admi rota hoa bola taar mari biwi siraf chohy say darty ha is liy.....ha ha ha ha .

Rukey to chand, Chale to hawaaon jesa hai,
Woh shakhss dhoop mein dekho to chaaon jesa hai.