Aras Rahes

policeman: tum ne faqeer ko q mara?
aadmi: me ne iss ko bar bar bola k mein aisa waisa aadmin nahee hoon lekin phir bhi ye baar baar bolta hai
" Aik baar de de baba, phir nahee aonga "

aik female key 3 damaad they, aik daffa uss ney socha ki chaloo main check karoon ki merey damadoon ko mujh sey kitni mohabbat hey. aik din woh aik damaad ko sath ley kar walk par chali gai, aur jaan bhoojh kar aik khoo (well) main gir gay, us key damaad ney chalang laga kar us ki jjaan bachaa lii. us saas ney khush hoo kar apney damaad sey pocha ki tumharey pass koon sei garri hey , us ney kahaa ki TOYOTA 90 model. us ki saas ney uss ko new modle ki TOYOTA CROLA ley di....
kuch rooz key baad woh saaas jjii apney dosray damaad key sath walk par chali gai aur phir jaan bhojh kar ""well"" khoo , main girr parri, us key damaad ney foran chalang laga kar uss ki jaan bacha li. saas ney khush hoo kar puchaa ki tumharey pass kon sei garii hey , woh bolla jii! ""sozoki"" saass ney khush hoo kar usss ko new sozoki ley diii.
chand rooz baad saasooo jji apny tesray damaad jii key sath seeer "" i mean walk"" karney gai and phir jjaan bhojjh kar koonwain "" well"" main gir gai. uss key damaad ney soch ki agar main ney chalang lagaa kar isss ko bacha bhi liya to ...... mijh ko sirif aik new cycle hi milni hey , too kayoon apni jjaan khatrey main daloon...woh bahir hi kharra rahaaa, and uss ki sasoo ji doob kar halak hoo gai "" i mean uss ki saaas ki hatiyaa ho gai "" jab woh ghar ayaa too uss key susar ko patta challa , too uss ney khush hoo kar apney isss damaad koo aik new LAND KAROZER ley di..... !

one day a anymnous plane was crossing pakistan that suddenly their plane got out of order and was near to crash then one of thier captain suggest that ask for help to any paki as they r so genious and when they asked the paki answerd ""bhai mujhay yeh to nahi pata keh ab tum ko kya karna chahiye lekin mairay saath kaho a allah hamain maaf kar day aur hamain janat naseeb akrna.