Sabzi Wala:

customer:haan khan saahib yeh piyaaz kiya hisaab se rahe ho?
Sabziwala:poora 20 roopiya kilo mera bhai.
customer:20 roopiya!!!nahin nahin yeh to bohat bol rahe ho 15 lagao to loonga.
Sabziwala:oh nahin mera bhai sone jaisa daana hai kaisay de de.
Customer:acha chalo 18 laga do aur saare de do.
Sabziwala:are nahin bhai saahib hum ko to bechna hi nahin hai na.
Customer:are ek to saare le raha hoon aur oopar se 18 roopay fee kilo bhi de raha hoon phir bhi nahin de rahe.
Sabziwala:saare to bechna hi nahin hai na mera bhai.
Customer:magar saare kiyoon nahin bechnay tum ko?
Sabziwala:oay khocha saara tum ko bech dega to phir poora din hum kiya bechega?