mein chooha nahi hoon

ek dafa ek admi ko wehem ho gia key wo insaan nahi bulkey chooha hey. sab log samjha samjha ker thak gay magar wo manta hee nahi tha. Akhir ek din jab ooskey dost ek hotel mein bethey huey thay wo waha bara Aakar ker aya or bola mujhey pata chal gia hey dosto.. key mein chooha nahi insaan hoon. sab barey khush huey or khushi ka izhar kia. itney mein kahi sey ek billi hotel mein ghus ayee wo admi ""billi.. billi"" cheekhta hua mez per charh gia. Dost barey heran huey or boley yeh kia tumhein pata to hey key tum choohey nahi ho phir ??? wo admi kamptey huey bola mujhey to pata hey magar billi ko to nahi pata na !!!!