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THERE WERE THREE PERSONS IN A PLANE -- A STUDENT, OSAMA BIN LADIN ,AND BUSH . SUDDENLY THE PLANE GOT SOME OPERATIONAL PROBLEMS AND WAS NEARLY TO CRASH.BUT THERE WERWE ONLY TWO AIR BAGS. MR. PRESIDENT SAID ""I MUST SURVIVE , THE PEOPLE OF USA WANT ME , I CANNOT LEAVE THEM ALONE"". OSAMA SAID ""I AM THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE MUSLIMS, IF I DIE THEY WILL SCATTER."" THE STUDENT SAID, ""MY PARENTS HAVE SEEN MANY DREAMS FOR ME, IF I DIE I WILL BREAK THEIR HEART."" MR. PRESIDENT TOOK ADVANTAGE AND FLEW ALONGWITH ONE OF THE BAG. OSAMA LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF THE STUDENT AND SAID"" I AM OLD AND YOU HAVE MANY YEARS TO LIVE SO GO MY DEAR"". THE STUDENT SMILES AND SAID"" WE BOTH WILL REACH SAFELY AS MR.PRESIDENT HAS TAKEN MY SCHOOL BAG."" HA ha HA

Aik bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye
Ganja naai k pass gaya,
Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon?
Ganja sharmate hue bola..
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