Cricket Joke

During a short break of a cricket match, a batsman drank too much. He staggered to the captain and said that he could see 3 of everything. Captain said, no problem, if the ball comes towards you, you just hit the middle one. The batsman went back to the crease and faced the baller but unfortunately he got out at the very first delivery. When the batsman reached back to the pavilion, Captain said, what happened? you didn-t hit the middle one? Batsman said, yes I did but I used the outside bat.