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Amin Lakhan

aik aadmi kismat ka haal batanay wala huta hay.us kay paas aik tuta huta hay.tuta aik leefafa oudtha ta hay or aadmi perr kar sunata hay.aik din waha se aik larki(girl)guzri tu tutai nay kaha kay chalo hay.larki nay ghar ja kar apnay bhai se kaha kay aik tuta mujh ko chalo chalo boulta hay.is baat per us kay bhai ko ghussa aa ta hay or tutay walay se kahta hay kay may tum ko nahi jhourro ga.woh maafi magta hay.magar larki ka bhai kahta hay kay aaj kay baad ye tuta nazzar nahi aa na chahiye.tutay wala boulta hay thik hay aap ko ye nazzar nahi aai ga.may dosra laiy aao ga.aadmi kuch din aik dosra faal nikal nay wala tu talash karta hay magar us ko boul nay wala tuta nahi milta.woh us hi per rang(color)kar kay lay aata hay.or tutai se kahta hay kay tu us larki ko chalo nahi boulay ga.bola tu may tujh ko maar do ga.tuta bolta hay may nahi bolu ga.aik din woh larki waha se guzarti hay tu tuta us ko kuch nahi bolta tu larki tutay walay ko bolti hay kay tum nay naya tuta liya hay kya.woh kahta hay kay jee ha.woh bolti hay kay is may kya khas baat hay.tutai wala kahta hay kay aap apni aik taang(leg)outhai tu aap ka maazi ka haal bata dey ga or agar aap dosri tang(leg)outhai tu ye aap ka aanay wala waqt(present)bata dey ga.larki bolti hay kay agar may dono tagay(legs)outhao tu.
....tuta bolta hay kay ustaad may nahi kahta tha kay chalo hay...............
(aap ko acha laga hay tu aap mail karna nahi bhoulay(mansar77@yahoo.com)

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