Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""
""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.
""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""
""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.
""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.
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Jul 16, 2018 at 00:07
Category: miscellaneous
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