Miscellaneous

2 indian fauji aik dosray kay sath fight
kar rahay thay tu officer nay dekh lia
aur ye kah kar un ka court marshal kar dia
kay humay larnay walay fauji nahi chaheay...

1 INDIAN FAUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI
GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US
KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE)
PAR CHAR JATAY TU FAUJI BOLA MAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY
HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY...

1 INDIAN FAUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI
GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US
KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE)
PAR CHAR JATAY TU FAUJI BOLA MAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY
HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY...

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall a sleep before you finish.

There was this guy who told his woman
that he loved her so much that he would
go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Teacher - Can u define the word lecturer for me
student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit
of speaking when someone is sleeping.

AIK POLICE INSPECTOR APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN
BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY
BARATION KI BUS ARAHEE THEE ....................
POLICE INSPECTOR NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY
KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR
RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO...

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : Oh Shit Os Mein Tou Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tunn hokar ja raha tha
tou peche se ek Tangay wala Aya, us ne kaha,
hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per
ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya,
wahan us ko neend aa gai. subha ghar k malik
ne darwaza khola tou sharabi neche gir gaya,
aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna tou side deya tha,
phir bhee takar maar di.