Jokes

teen old women train main safar kar rahey hoty hain aak khatey hay main 40 saal(year)key hoon ,doosrey kahtey hay main 30 saal key hoon ,teesery kheytey hay main 20 saal key hoon uper say old man barth say geerta hay aur kahata hay main too aabhi paada hoa hoon . (ha ha ha ha ha )

Aik Ustaad class main sajmahaa raha hota hey key agar aik mazdoor aik makaan ko 30 dino (days) main tameer kartaa hey to 30 mazdoor useey makan ko aik (one day) main tameer kar lein gey.
Kashif standup and brief me what I have said with example.
Kashif replaid that ""Sir aap yeheey samjaaney keey koshis kar rehey hain naan key agar aik (one) kashtee Bahra-e-Hind ko 30 dino main aboor karteey hey to 30 kashtian Bahra-e-Hind ko aik (one) din main aboor kar lain geeeeee. (Ha Ha Haaaaa)

Doo urtain train main bathain hootey hain hay eak kaley hootey hay aur eak goorey kaley wali goorey say pushtey hay aap kaya istmal kartian hain goorey boley fair in lovley ,goorey wali kaley wali say pooshtey hay aap kaya istmal kartian hain paas bhata baba khata hay cheery blosoom.

ek admi subha saweray bagh main chaldiya aur ek darakht kay nechay bat gaya aur zor se sans lain laga to us ki naak main keera ghuns gaya to jab us nay ungli dali to keera aur andar chala gaya phir woh doctor k paas chala gaya aur doctor se kaha k meri naak main keera chala gaya hay to doctor nay us se kaha kay tum apil naak may toose aur chay(tea) dalo us na kaha thaak hay jab us nay apni naak main toose aur chay (tea) dali to us ki naak main aur takleef hoo gai aur woh phir doctor kay paas gaya woh bola kay main nay apni naak main toose aur chay(tea) dali thi us se aur takleef ho gai hai doctor nay kaha k ab sirf toose dalna to us nai sirf toose dala to keeray nai bahar aa kar kaha k bhai chay(tea) to daal do.

Is topis se tu aap ba khoubi waaqif hoon gee ke is topic ka kiya maltab hai.mujhe batane ki zaroorat tu nahin hai ! saccha dost ! aap ko pata hai ke saccha dost kehte kise hain.aaye main aap ko bataoon.saccha dost woh hai jo her aik ke kaam aai.apna sab kuch usi ko samjhna.us ko apne dost ke barey main sab kuc maloom ho.hattah ke us ko saari private aur scarte baatain tak maloom hoon but woh kisi ko bhi na bataai.aur na hi kisi ko apne dost ka raaz hai.sacca dost woh hai.jo apne dost ki her mosibat main kaam aai.khabhi bhi apne dost se jhoot na bole.aur na khahi apne dost ke etaamad ko theese punchaai.yeh oti asal dost ki pehchaan.kiya khayaal hai app ka.! main ne aap ko sahee kaha hai ya nahin .aap log mujhe zaroor bataye gaa.ok

ALLAH HAFIZ.

ek martba ek faqeer ne bus stopper kharde aadme se kaha""ek rooti ka sawaal ahi baba""tou us ne kaha ""tamater khaoo""faqeer pershaan ho gaya""jab us do teen martba yahi jawab mila tou us ne qareeb khase insaan se iss kee waja poochitou us ne kaha""ke yeh insan toutla hai woh keh raha hai kkamma ker khao-

ek martba ek faqeer ne bus stopper kharde aadme se kaha""ek rooti ka sawaal ahi baba""tou us ne kaha ""tamater khaoo""faqeer pershaan ho gaya""jab us do teen martba yahi jawab mila tou us ne qareeb khase insaan se iss kee waja poochitou us ne kaha""ke yeh insan toutla hai woh keh raha hai kkamma ker khao-

ek dafa ek ladki ka mangaitar usko dekhnain aata hai wo thodri sharmeeli thi uski maa bazar se kuch saman lanain jaati hai aur baitee ko kehti hai k tum meray anai tuk naha lo wo nahanain lagti hai to bell bajti hai wo samajti hai maa koi cheese bhool gai hai sirf qameez pehan kar darwaza kholti hai lekin wo uski maa nahin bulkay uska mangaitar hota hai aur wo sharma kay qameez ka ugla pulloo uttha kar dantoon mein chaba kar kehti hai ""uff allah yeh aap hain""

bv nay shohar see kaha keh jao ja ker ander see muneey ki botle udha laoo.. shohar ander gia.. usee nahi mili.. aa ker kaha ke mujhee nahi mili... bv nay kaha keh mujhee pata thaa issi liyee mein pehlee hi utha lai thi..