Jokes

AIK DAFA AIK ADMI JANNAT MAY CHALAGYA .JANNAT MAY JANAY SE PAHLAY FARISHTAY NAY US SAY POOCHA K TUM KAHAN JAOGAY US NAY KAHA KAY MAIN PAHLAY DONO DEKHON GAA .
WOH JANNAT GAYA TO WAHAN KOI RONAQ NA THI. PHIRJAB WOH DOZAKH MAY GAYA TO WAHAN NEHRAY,ACHCHAA KHANA ETC.THAA US NAY DOZAKH KI HAMI BHAR LI JAB WOH VAPAS DOZAKH AYA TO Wahan AAG GALRAHI THI UA NAY FARISHTAY SE POOCHA WOH SARI CHEEZAIN KAHAN GAEEN FARISHTA BOLA ABAY BEWAQOOF WOH SCREENSAVR THA.

ak dafa ak admi ke gari puncher ho jaty hai.wo tyre change kerta hai or jub wo nut laganay lugta hai tu os ko patah chalta hai kay os kay koe wheel kay charoon nut lay gia hai.ab wo bohat pershan hot hai kareeb he ak darakt per ak pagal batah hoaa tha pagal ney os admi say oski pershani ki baja pochi tu admi ne kaha ke chal pagal tu mere madad kis terha ker sektay ho.pagal ney kaha kay batao tu sahi .is per os admi nay kaha kay meri car kay wheel kay koe chroon nut oth ker lay gea hai ab main ghar kasay jaoon ga.is per pagal nay pocha kay tumari car kay wheel kitnay hain admi ney kaha kay mere car kay char wheel hain .pagal nay kaha or her wheel kay nut ketnay hain admi nay kaha kay char is per pagal nay kaha kay baqi teen(THREE)tyroon ka ak ak nut otar lo.is tarah her tyre mian teen teen nut hojain ge.gahar jaker baqi nut laga layna.is per admi bohat haran hoa.or kaha kay tum to pagal ho.pagal nay jabab dea kay hain mian pagal zaroo hoon magar bebaqoof tumariterha.

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AIK DAFA AIK AADMI NAMAZ PARNEY CHALA JATA HAI. JAB WOH NAMAZ PARNEY LAGTA HAI TOH APNA NIYA CHAPPAL MUSALE KE AAGE RAKHH LETA HAI ABHI WOH NAMAZ PARNE LAGTA HAI TOH US KO AIK AADMI KEHTA HAI KE AGAR CHAPPAL SAMNE RAKHH KAR NAMAZ PARHNE TOH NAMAZ NEHIEN HOTI TOH WOH ADMI KEHTA HAI AGAR CHAPPAL SAMNE HO TOH NAMAZ NAHIEN HOTI AGAR CHAPAL PEECHE RAKHH KAR NAMAZ PARHNE TO PECHHE CHAPPAL NAHIEN HOTI

A house was being repainted and during the work eone night the husband came home n in the night when husband and wife were ready to sleep, he put off the light swith of his bedroom but cuz he didnt know it was freshly painted , a mark of hand was left on the wall.
the next day when the painter came, the wife siad tu the painter"" come here i want to show u WHERE MY HUSBAND PUT HIS HAND LAST NIGHT""
the painter looked at the wife strangley and said"" no thanku i keep a policy not to take part in such happennings""

Do dost aapas main baatain kar rahai thay aik ne dosre se phoocha kia baat hai tum pareshan nazar aarahe ho, to us ne jawaab dia keh mera bheta matric main bar bar fail ho raha hai.Pehle dost ne kaha pareshan mat ho mera dadajee taaveez dega sab theek hojaiga. To pehle dost ne kaha keh meri murghi ande nahi deti us ke lia bhi aik taaveez banadena. Doosre din us ne do taaveez laiy our kaha keh sabz taveez bhetaiy ke galaiy main daalna our surkh wala murghi ke galaiy main. Do din ke baad wo shakhs buhut ghuse main aaya our kehne laga ""yaar ye kis kisam ke taveez diay thaiy.....jab murghi ko darbe se nikalta hon to wo seedi kitaab par jaati hai our ladkaiy ne subh se teen andaiy diay hain"".

aik dafa aik gunja nai ki dokan per gaya our nai se kaha ke mere baal kaat do nai ne baal katne ke baad us se beas (twenty)rupay mangay gunje ne pucha beas rupay kis liay tu nai ne jawab dia ke dus ball katne ke ur dus dhondne ke.

Masjid may alan hoi kay aaj 4 bajay maulana shaib majlis karangay .sub log 4 bagay masjid may gaya .maulana shaib masjid may abi batnay walay tay kay aak aurat nay roona soroo kia sub log haran hoya maulana shaib nay aurat say pocha kay abi may nay majlis shooro nahi kiya aap nay rona shooro kay ,aurat nay jawab may kaa kay aap ki dadie maray bakra ki dadie jasi hai

once upon a time...a man was igniting a fire in some wood by blowing air through his mouth....as he used to blow air through his mouth.....his gas was released from his back. that happened for several times and at last he got too angry with dat and turned his |ASS| to the fire and asked, "" LE!!! TU PEHLEY PHOONK LE"" :)