Jokes

Doo Bachay Appes Main Batain Karahay Hotay Hai. Phyla Kahta Hai Kay Tujay Kouch Nahi Atta. Doosa Bajcha Masoomyet Say Boltta Hai Mujay Atta Hai Aur Bahut Zoor Say Atta Hai. Main Baag Kar Jatta Jatta Houn Wa Phalay Say Koee Na Koee Bahta Hotta Hai.

College Ki Chuti Kay Baad Sub larkay Aur Larkiyain Bus Stop Kay Qareeb Ja Rhay Thay.Sadak Per Akk Larkay Ki Takker Samnay Atti Howew Larki Say Ho Gyee Larki Nay Larkay Koo Kous Say Goora Aur Kaha Tumhai Nazer Nahi Atta Yai Sadak Tumharay Baap Ki Hai. Larkay Hazir Jawab Tha Larka Nay Kaha Nahi Yai Sadak Mairay Nahi App kay Baap Ki Hai. Mujay Too Jaheez Main Meli Hai.

Doo Larkiyain Appes Main Apnay Apnay Magatir Ki Tareefoo Kay Pool Band Rahi Thi.Akk Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Buhaut Mahenti Hai.Doodri Saihili Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Tum Haray Mangatir Say Zeyada Mahenti Hai. In Ki Bahas Qareeb Hi Kara Akk Larka Sun Raha Tha Is Say Birdash Nahi Howa. Woo Un Kay Pass Gya Aur Koo Mukateb Kiya Aur Bola Kay App Donoo Kay Mangatir Mana kay Buhat Mahenti Muggar Ajj Kaal Too Gahda Hi Sub Say Zeayada Manhinti Hai. Maira Kayaal Hai Kay App Donoo Ka Ideal Gahda Hi Ho Ga.

Doo Larkiyain Appes Main Apnay Apnay Magatir Ki Tareefoo Kay Pool Band Rahi Thi.Akk Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Buhaut Mahenti Hai.Doodri Saihili Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Tum Haray Mangatir Say Zeyada Mahenti Hai. In Ki Bahas Qareeb Hi Kara Akk Larka Sun Raha Tha Is Say Birdash Nahi Howa. Woo Un Kay Pass Gya Aur Koo Mukateb Kiya Aur Bola Kay App Donoo Kay Mangatir Mana kay Buhat Mahenti Muggar Ajj Kaal Too Gahda Hi Sub Say Zeayada Manhinti Hai. Maira Kayaal Hai Kay App Donoo Ka Ideal Gahda Hi Ho Ga.

Aik khan sahab apne kisi english friend ki dawat per first time america gaye.
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""

batay ne bape se kaha keh maray dost kee mungnee hai main usay kya tohfa doo
Bape---Bata anghooti dado.
Bata---Jee woh to bahot choti hoti hain
Bape---To phir sycle ka pehya dado.

ek bar ek admi ke pass kuch log aa kar kehte hai keh hum galat kam karne wali women ke liye chanda jama kar rahe hain to us admi ne kaha keh mein un women ki direct madad karta ho.

Akk Dafa Akk Paindoo Shahir Aya Us Nay Market Say Akk Radio Karida.Sales Man Main Kaha Kaha Kay Yai Radio Walayti Hai.Paindoo Radio Lay Kar Khosh Khosh Gao Chala Gya Waha Ja Ker Is Nay Tamaam Logoo Say Kahan Kay Yai Radio Walayti yai Aur On Kar Diya. Radio On Howa Aur Awaz Ayee Kay Yai Radio Pakistan Hai.
Paindoo Bahga Bahga Shahir Gya Aur Sales Man Koo Pakir Liya Aur Kaha Kay T Too Too Kah Raha Tha Yai Radio Walayti Yai Radio Too Kah Raha Main Radio Pakistan Hoon............

Indain Army K Jawano Ko Army Ki Traning K Doran Traning Officer Ney Unhay Say Kaha Kay Jang kay Doraan Dooshmanoo Per Tut Parna Chayai Aur Apny Waten Kay Lay Jaan Daynay Say Nahi Dirna Chayai.Kaun Sipahi Apni Jaan Waten Kay Lay Dayna Chahata Hai Wo Ak Qadem Aggar Ho Gay Traning Officer Nay Dakha Akk Foji Sub Say Aggay Hai Woo Us Kay Pass Gya Aur Kaha Shabash Jawan In Sub Main Sub Say Zaiyada Bahadur Tum Hi Hoo.Foji Nay Gabra Ker Kaha Sir Main Akk Qadem Aggay Nahi Howa Balkay Yai Sub Akk Qadem Pachay Ho Gay.Main Apni Jaga Per Hi Tha.