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Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti

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Sardar: Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga
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Aur Yehe Mashwara Apne Bachon Ko Bhi Don Ga.

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Train Me Paas Rakhi Boriya Dekh Ek Aadmi Bola-
Bhaiya Bori Pe Baith Jaun??
2nd- Nahi, Tarbooj Foot Jeyenge
1st- Ohh, Isme Tarbooz Hai??
2nd- Nahi, Isme To Keel Hain.
Tarbooj To Aapki Tashreef hai

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doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee aik admi baar bar line tor kar agay ghusta to log usay wapas bhej dete, kafi try karne ke bad aadmi ne kaha lagay raho mene bhi clinic nahee kholna

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aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra or Os K
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar

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Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

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Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

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Dost: logo ne tumhe hospital me q mara?
Doosra Dost: logo ka rush dekh kar mene poocha ke yaha kaunsi film lagi hai, baad me pata chala k wo to ICU tha!

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Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

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