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faqeer ne darwazay par sada lagai
Allah ke name par kuch dedo baba ko
ghar se larki ki awaz ayi kuch nahee hai baba maaf karo
faqeer bola: chalo phir apna number hi de do Baba Dua Bhi Karega aur Message Bhi

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Biwi ne shohar se kaha "Ghar mai larki jawan ho gai ahi aur aap ko kuch parwa hi nahi."
"To kia karun?" Shohar ne be basi se pocha.
"Begum, Talash to kar raha hun lekin kia karun, jo bhi larka milta hai. Ehmaq, kaam chor awr mamooli shakl-o-soorat ka hi milta hai."
"Lo aur suno... agar mere walid bhi yeh sochte to mai to ab tak kunwari hi bethi rehti."

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Faqeer: Bibi! kia aap k paas bhokay k liye khana hai?
Bibi: Haan hai, magar abhi wo bhooka office se nahi aaya.

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miyan biwi shopping ke liye bazaar gaye .
biwi ne kaha : kitni ajeeb baat hai ke mere paas dupatta hai suit nahi, itar ki sheeshi hai itar nahi, angothi hai magar haar aur bunde nahi, mozay hain jootay nahi .
shohar ne thandhi aah bhartay hue kaha : mera bhi yahi haal hai, mere paas jaib hai paisay nahi .

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jitni duaen aap pakistan cricket team ke liye karte hain utni hi duayen agar aap meri shadi ke liye karte to aaj aap sab logon ki dawat hoti...

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aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

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In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can''t say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

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Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

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aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

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