iJunoon Archives 2014

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred!

If you watch an Apple store getting robbed, are you an iWitness?

Solve this Murder case:

A man was found murdered at his house on Wednesday afternoon of 15/8/2007 at 12.35 PM at Delhi.

His wife called the police. The police questioned everyone.

Wife: I was sleeping.

Neighbours: We were out to attend a wedding.

Driver: I had gone to the Bank.

Cook: I was away to the market.

Watch Man: I went out-of-town to meet my relatives.

The police arrested the murderer immediately.

Who's the murderer?

Do you take me to be ur lawfully loveable friend, to have and to hold, for rich quotes or corny jokes, for text messaging & during poor signals, till low battery do us part?

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.

Take a needle and thread and run it through every pair of underwear/bra in the victim's drawer, so that they are attached in one long string. When they get dressed, they will grab one pair but end up with so many of them.