iJunoon Archives |2014 | September

Movies wallpapers

Wife:i think our daughter is in love with someone

Husband:How do U know?

Wife:bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money

Movies wallpapers

Celebrations wallpapers

Momino!
muharam Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No?s
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D.elete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen.

Creative & Graphics wallpapers

Celebrities wallpapers

Nature & Landscape wallpapers

My number has changed so my new number is 15.
Agar koi phone karay to mara noker phone recieve Karay ga to usay do char galian de dana sala apnay aap ko police wala khata hai

1 larki darzi ki dukaan pay gai our darzi se kaha kya yahan gale milte hain?
darzi:g milte to nahin agar aap kehti hain to mil laite hain.

Nature & Landscape wallpapers

re Generation

eak bajha apna dada k pas dhorta howa aaya k dada jaan sandoq mein koi hy muje drata hy dada jaan ne kaha chalo khon hy jo meri phote ko drata hy dada jaan ne sandoq mein dekha uska apna cheera nazer aaya dada jaan ne kaha abe ooh sharam nahi aati jo mere pothe ko draata hy ha ha ha. .

in a class teacher asked if i buy an item @12.75 and sell @15.25 its loss or profit? student: profit in rupees and loss in paissas

Nature & Landscape wallpapers

Most all of us love to watch movies, and usually, the bigger the screen, louder the sound, and better the quality, the better the experience is. For most people to enjoy the best experience they have to go to their local theater…For some however, the best experience is right in their home.

tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya





pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya

Vector & Designs wallpapers

1 kutta dosray se:
oay aj kal jahan rash ho wahan se bhag jaya kr.
2sra: wo q?
1st: salay agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mot mare ga..

Beyond - The Third Kind is releasing on 26 Sep 2014
#bollywood #movies #ReleaseDate

tere narmon nazuk hathon ke taqaddus ka khayal ata hai WAsi;
wanra yassu panju mein to hum kisi ko muaaf nahi krte.

Flowers wallpapers

Planes wallpapers

Movies wallpapers

Sparkling Design

Aqua Clear

Pure Abstraction

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?

teacher 2 Student: Jab me naram hoti hoon to Me bohat naram hoti hoon, or jb me sakht hoti hn to me bohat sakht hoti...

student says: Madam ap to bilkul mere Potty ki tarha ho... hahahhahahaah

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Pakistan ke pehlay wazeer e kharja sir Zafar Ullah Khan ka intqaal

Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!