iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Cover the hood of your victim's car with think plastic sheet, tucking the edges well under the hood so that it's not visible in first instance. Then paint some funny graffiti or message on the plastic with paints. Hide nearby to see your victim's face when they see the "damage."

The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.

"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"

"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

Count your blessings not the calories;

Weigh your options not your self worth;

And starve your self-hatred, not your body;

Hate the disorder and not yourself.

Have a rocking weekend!

A sardar fell ill & shivering with cold.
Doctor came n asked wat happend?
His son said:
Bimari da te pata nai par abba swair da vibration te laga hoya ae

May peace, hope, happiness and love be this season's gift to you!

Merry Christmas!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either!

Indian Actress wallpapers

Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good Night.