iJunoon Archives 2014

Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed.

Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.

Banta: I don't have that much time!

I searched many gardens for a flower to to present you;

But I didn't find any flower more beautiful than your smile!

To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.

When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will eventually find his way to you!

Value of Relation is not that how much you feel happy with some one.

But;

It is that how much some one feels alone without you.

No poems no fancy words I just want the world 2 know that I love u my Princess with all my heart.

Happy Valentine`s Day.

Doctor: How is your headache now?

Santa: Oh, she is out of town.

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Teacher: How does blood reach yr brain?

Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE.