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Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala.

Be rehem hawaon mein; Ajnabi manaazir mein; Iss dil-e-musaafir ko Koi gham nhi kyun keh; Mushkilon mein bhi apna Raabta to Rab se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Maadiyyat ki duniya mein; Khwahishon keh jungle mein; Kis sukoon se mera; Be qaraar dil thehra ; Be panaah adab se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei ; Dil sada ka baaghi hei; Sirf khud se raazi hei ; Be fikar jahan se hei; Per hei ussko darr jitna; Bus Tere ghazab se hei ; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Mujhko aankh khulne se; Kuchh nazar nhi aata ; Meri band aankhon mein ; Aaj jalwa gar ho ja; Mein ne tujh ko socha hai Ik ajeeb dhubb se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei ; Sub se hi shanasaai; Aur khud mein tanhaai; Kya ajab paheli hei ; Zindagi ka rishta bhi Ustawaar sub se hei ; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Muntazir wahan tu hei; Muntazir yahan mein hun; Ab hijaab pulta de ; Mein ne Tere baaray mein Sun rakha to sub se hei ; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Jab kbhi bhi jaana hei Uss ki simt jaana hei; Rooh or Khuda k beech Abdiyyat ka yeh rishta; Bus issi sabab se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Dil jab Uss se lagta hei; Phir sukoon milta hei ;Kaatna nigaahon mein Raat ka kahan mushkil ; Dosti to apni bus Iss charaagh e shab se hei; Aur janay kub se hei ; Noor ki Tajalli ho ; Dil ko ik tasalli ho; Mujh pe bus karam itna; Kuchh zarur ho jaey; Rooh k andheron mein Koh e toor ho jaey ; Munfarid ye bashar... apni Bus issi talab se hei.

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

Shaam Ko Sogwaar Kartay Rahay
Ham Tera Intezaar Kartay Rahay
TU Tou Kaar-e-Jahan Mein Tha Masroof
Aur Hum Tujh Se Pyaar Kartay Rahay
Kis Lye Vasl Ki Kahani Mein
Hijr Ko Hissaydaar Kartay Rahay
Dil Ko Bas Mubtala-e-Gham Rakha
Wehshaton Ka Shumaar Kartay Rahay.

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don''t worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha.

Ek Shab-e-Mehtaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Ham Kiun Apnay Aap Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Pyaas Ki Shiddat Honton Ki Taqdeer Howi
Aur Ham Qatraa-e-Aab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Shaam Dhalay Saari Choupaalain Sajti Hain
Ham Apnay Ehbaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Khushbuu Ki Tehreer Badan Per Likhi Hai
Aur Safaid Gulaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Ik Kitaab Lye Phirtay Hain Haathon Mein
Aur Zar-o-Asbaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Unhain Kisi Taabeer Ki Khwaahish Kia Hogi ?
Loog Jo Arsaa-e-Khwaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain
Aankhon Mein Be-Taab Samandar Hai Phir Bhi
Jaanay Kis Gardaab Se Bhaagtay Phirtay Hain.