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Geelani ne zardari ko message kia: Please aik mazahiya message bhejo.
Zardari: Sorry mai namaz parh raha hun.
Geelani: Hahaha! Do teen aur bhejo!

bhuli hui sada hun mujhe yad kijiye
tum se kahin mila hun mujhe yad kijiye
manzil nahin hun khizr nahin rahzan nahin
manzil ka ranta hun mujhe yad kijiye
meri nigah-e-shauq se har gul hai dewta
main ishq ka khuda hun mujhe yad kijiye
nagmon ki ibtida thi kabhi mere nam se
ashkon ki intaha hun mujhe yad kijiye
gum-sum khari hain donon jahan ki haqiqaten
main un se kah raha hun mujhe yad kijiye
"Sagar" kisi ke husn-e-tagaful shar ki
bahki hui ada hun mujhe yad kijiye.

Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai
abi exam chal rhe hain.

Pehle likhti hoon mein kaghaz pe masaayel apne,
Aur phir sabbar ke daryaa mein bahaa deti hoon..