Humorous

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Usay Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikl Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikl Rahe The

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aaya Hai...!

dal mein jo kala hai ji
wo garam masala hai ji
aik pal ki humein khabr nahein
maghr mansooba sau sala hai ji
usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai
jo minister ka sala hai ji
hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji
ab Allaha he us ka rakhwala hai ji
hum unn ka kya churaate thay
jo humein dil se nikala hai ji...!

meri begum ne bher di hain meray salan mein wo mirchain
nivala moonh mein rakhta hoon, to aankhen bheeg jati hain

shadi ki ye tasveerain bari mushkil se dhondi hain
mein ab in ko palatta hoon to aankhen bheeg jaati hain

jama poonji mein bister ke serhanay rakh ke sota tha
wahan ab haath rakhta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain

meri shadi meri laghzish thi ya ghalti thi walid ki
mein bivi se ye sunta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain...!

Mere Aangan Main Sometimes Flower Khila Karte Thay
Meri Eye Main Bhi Dreams Basa Karte Thay

Mujhko Circumstances ki Andhi Ne Giraya Otherwise
Mere Shadow Main Bhi Kuch People Raha Karte Thay

Hai Remember Hamain Rafaqat ki Wo Watches Ab Bhi
Dil Ki Beat Bhi Tere Sath Hear Karte Thay

Aaj Wo Function Main Stranger Banay Bethay Hain
Jo Sometimes Mujhe Apni Life Kaha Karte Thay

Ab Tarasti Hai Teri Deed Ko Eyes
Ek Period Tha Hum Everyday Mila Karte Thay...!

wo bhi din the dil kehta tha U ARE ONLY MINE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN

phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE

phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.

Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

hawa k khauf se zakhmi kabhi ana na karo
bujhay charag to bujhnay do ilteja na karo

kuch ehtram baroon ka bhi lazmi hai magar
ghuman guzray khushamad ka youn jhuka na karo

ye uska kaam hai wo zakhm de k phool tumhain
jo dost maan lya hai to phir gila na karo

tum aadmi bhi ho insan bhi suboot to do
bhalai ho nahi sakti to phir bura na karo

mila hai sabr virasat mai uski laaj rakho
ho dushmani bhi kisi se to baddua na karo

hawas jahaiz ki, insaniat ki qatil hai
kisi gharib ki beti ko be rida na karo...!

Zinda dilan shehr ke qissey parha karo
Nafrat ho zindagi se tu qutbay parha karo

Din ke ujaaley shab ke andherey parha karo
Fursat miley tu shaam ke lamhey parha karo

es shehr haadsat me jeeney ke wastey
Apni salamti ke wazifay parha karo

Ishq o wafa ke khel main hota he haal kia
sochon main gharq chaand se chehrey parha karo

Choro zameen o arsh ke qissey kahaniyaan
Dil main hain jo chupay wo afsanay parha karo

Kia chahti hey khalq zamaney ke hakimon se
Deewaron par likhey hoye naaray parha karo..

Mujhe kal meraa ek sathi milaa
jis ne ye raaz khola
ke ab jazbah-e-shauq kii vehshaton ke zamaane gaye

phir vo ahista ahista chaaron taraf daikhta
mujh se kahane lagaa

'ab bisaat-e-muhabbat lepato
jahaan se bhii mil jaayen daulat sameato
gharz kuchh to tahazeeb sikho