Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai

Only for u

A day may start or end without a message from me,
but believe me it won't start or end
without me thinking of u…..See!
I just did. Take care.

Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
to much for u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose
And then I looked at you
And I kept looking at you
For the rose as beautiful as you

What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you &
torture is thinking of you too much!

ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping.
2.3 million are falling in love.
4.1 million are eating and
only 1 cute is reading this txt ;)

We've known Each other for Quite a while now,
do u think we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER to rob a BANK !?

In da morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
in da evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at night I do not sleep bcoz Im hungry.

During maths I was thinking of you
but I cannot calculate
how much I love you!

Press down......down more......ok......
more......yes......ahh.......
yes......almost there......
yeah......oh shit......
harder......so good! Yeah,
that's textual intercourse!

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU!
you are smiling again Its bcoz
i told u that ur CUTE hey......
Sometimes we need to lie
Just to make some one SMILE!

Your doctor's advice:
Drink more water,
take vitamins,
sleep early,
always relax...
but keep on texting me!

I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? bcos baby,
you are the bomb! Your daddy must have been
a hunter because you are a fox!

If feel little
dizzy, lot bored,
little sick, all lost,
little sad and frustrated,
I know whats wrong....
you are Suffering from the lack of...
VITAMIN -""I""

Jab tumhe dekhu, my dil start flying
tumse bat kare tou, i keep trying
jab tu dour jaye, i fell like crying
are ithna tension mat le, i was joking...

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat tou thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi tou shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting tou hai hi Farheen se...

YOU
YOUU
YOUUU
YOUUUU!
YOUUUUU!
& the winner is ,
ME
MEE
MEEE
BCOZE I HAVE YOU!

Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)
Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)
Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apna sms.

Sapno mein aayenge hum sms ki tarah,
dil mein bass jayege hum rington ki tarah.
Pyar hamara kabhi kam na hoga balance ki tarah
par tum busy na rahena network ki tarah...