Sms / Double Meaning

Chalo Kisi Veran Jagah Chalte Hain

Larka: Chalo Kisi veran Jagah chalte hain
Larki: Koe aisa waisa kaam tou nahe karo ge
Larka: Nahe
Larki: Phir rahne do

· 1 Like · Jan 07, 2015 at 00:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Door Se

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Girl To Riksha Wala

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Aj Kaisa Feel Kar Rahi Ho

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Bharwa

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Teacher Says

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
.
.
.
.
Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Pehly Bahon Main Uthana

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Roti Ki Baat


college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2011 at 10:10
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Kissing At The Top

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

CIGARETTE!

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2011 at 10:10
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Daant Ka Dard


oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na


Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2011 at 10:10
Category: double-meaning Tags: Khuda
 
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