twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Boy: I"m not rich like Rahul, I don"t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS...

Main DIL main Soch Raha tha k aap ko kia Kahun?
Bewafa,
Khud Garz,
Kanjoos,
Bewakuf
ya
Phir

PAGAL?

Achanak

ZONG Waalon ki Awaz aai...

"SUB KEH DO"

Pehlay Baahon me Lena

Phr Seene Se Lagana

Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana


Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana

Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi ziada,
Smart ho tum sub doston may ziada.
Agar aisa tum sochtay ho to,
STUPID ho tum had se ziada.