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You don't die if you fall in water, you die only if you don't swim.

So always try to understand the deeper meaning of life.

Good Night!

Find a small picture of a a funny creature ( monkey , donkey , baboon, etc) and use a glue stick to place it over the photo on victim's driver's license. Then send them out for beer, or have some better excuse to send them somewhere where they need to show their ID.

7 days make a Week

7 notes make a Music

7 colors make a Rainbow

7 continents make a World

And 7 beautiful letters make us FRIENDS!

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings;

I'm a drunkard, I go to parties!

Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.

Whatever you may do - either good or do bad, people'll always have something to say; and that too, negative!

Good Night!

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.

Pinky: What did she do?

Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!

May I hold your hand for the whole life?

It is your hand which fills the spaces of my hands.