Rajinikanth

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!

Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.

Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?

Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.

Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day.

The computer virus are always looking for an anti-Rajnikanth.

Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.