Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the Yous.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realize there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!

Breaking News:

3 days holiday declared in all Central and State govt. offices.

As a result, all schools and college shall also remian closed due to "Bharat Bandh"!

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So sit at home on 29,30 and 31st February and just chill!

Think of any of the below numbers:

100

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Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.

Don't laugh it off, hurry up!

Jeevan Mein 3 Baatein Kissi Ko Kabhi Nahi Batani Chahiyein:

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Kissiko Bhi Nahi - Matlab Hi Nahi Banata!

Aapko Bhi Nahi!

Aapko.

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Hum sirf aapko..

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Aur aapko...

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Arre aapko....

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Haan Haan Aapko.....

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Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi......

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Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge!

"Am I Cute" Test:

Call me if I'm cute;

Miss Call if I'm gorgeous;

Text back if I'm pretty;

Text a joke if I'm charming;

Just ignore if U are jealous!

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can see it but only U can feel it's true warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?


Listener: Nahi.


Caller: Toh, Saale - candle jala!

God created the Earth;

God created the nature;

God created the Oxygen;

God created the life cycle;

And God created you, too!

Yes, even God can make mistakes!

I badly want a KISS. Please KISS me quickly. Please hurry up. Sad, there's no one.

Now I know, why you're shirking. Because you don't what it actually means. It means:


K: Koi

I: Intresting

S: SMS

S: Send Karo