Interesting

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!

When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool!

Facebook wants to know "What's on my mind?"

Twitter wants to know "What's happening?"

Foursquare wants to know "Where I am?"

Orkut wants me to "Say something"!

Damn, the internet is turning into an online wife!

Nothing is impossible if a man tries and a woman cries!

Don't stop having fun when you get older;

Because you'll get older when you stop having fun!

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you!

Laziness is mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and everyone should respect her!

If it is important to you, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse!

People'll believe anything if you whisper it!