Tag: Insurance

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhatay hain
logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

Kash koi Exam Result ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karwa lete…

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.