Tag: Funny

Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, Wah,Wah OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya...s" Taaliiiiiaayaaaaann

"Special New Shair Arz He" DaRzi Banate He Lash Pash JoRay Wah Wah DaRzi Banate He LashPash JoRay Me Thek Hun ap Sunao Kesey Ho PAKORE.

Yaad Hy Tumhe Wo School k Din Hum Kitna Kehlty Thy Batain Kartay Thy Larrty Thy Hansty Thy Roty Thy Nahi Yaad? Kesy Yaad Hoga Hum konsa 1 Sath Parhty Thy.

Baba arz kartay hain Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha wah wah Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha tere msgs nai aa rahey kya naraz hay bachaa???

Pehla Shakhs: Mirchain Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hain. Doosra Shakhs: Koi Khaas Mausam Nahi Jab Sach BoLo Lag Jati Hain..

(GAME) Ye Calculation Ap Ko Btay Gi Ap Ka best mate kon hai, Sath Sath Solve Krna Koi 1 No Chun Len! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 Ab Us Ko 3 se multply Kr k Us Mein 3 Jama Kren Aur Phir 3 K Sath multply Kren! Ab Ap K Pas 2 hindse Wala No. Ban Gya . Dono hindso Ko Aapas Mein Jama Kren Ab Ye Number. Ap Ka Favourite Person Ho Ga. 1. BROTHER 2.Teacher 3.Lover 4.Cousin 5.Student 6.Father 7.Mother 8.Sister 9.me Ab main apni Ahmiyat ko or kis tarah prove kron Dost Btao..agar ab bi na manu to marzi hai aap ki.

OuT ClasS GhaZaL.
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr dia us ne, Paas bula k chal bay nikal bol dia us ne, Pehly hansta tha main munh khol k' Ab to Aagy wala he daant torr dia us ne, Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gya' Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne, Sardian aain tou laya keeno mere liye' keeno kha k chilka ankhon mein nichorr dia us ne, Bewafai ki hadd b dikha di ik din us ne zalim! Milnay ghar gaya to pechey kutta chor dia us ne. . . .

Challenge! Check karain is me kia miskate hai. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 Shabaash Mistake ki spelling galat hai:
ab phr uppar jao

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi