Tag: Funny

Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!

Teacher: "Hum dunya me doosron ki madad karnae aae hain. "Student: "Woh to theek he, magr ye 'doosray' kya karne aae hen???"

"Double Heart Attack" Larki Ne Apne Mangetar Ko Sms Kya 'Hamari Shadi Nahi Ho Sakti, Meri Kahin Or Shadi Tay Hogai Hy, Meri Tasvirain Or Letter Wapas Kr Do' Larkey Ko Bohut Sadma Hua Phir 5mint Bad Larkey Ko Larki Ki Tarf Se 1 or Sms Mila . . . . . . . . . SORRY SORRY . Ghalti se apko Send Hogya..

Baat sun jigar Koi naya Msg hy tere paas..? Agar hy to "DEEWAR" PE Likh de, "SEND" TO TUJH SE HOGA NAHI...

Uss Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya. Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Or Fatafat Kha Liya. (",)> <)) // Na Gi Na. Dukh Apni Jaga Bhook Apni Jaga. "GOOD MORNING"

Kali girlfriend ko gori karne k 5 tarike . . . . . . . . . . .
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muje pata tha tum zarur parhoge kali girl friend wale:

Wife (on phone) Suniay , window khul nahi rahi hey. . Husband- Aisa karo thora tail garam kar key us pey daal do. Wife - Kiya us sey khul jaegi? . . . Husband- Try karo. After 15 mints , . . husband calls wife . . Husband- Tum ney try kiya? Wife - Haan kiya, par ab tu laptop hi band ho geya

khusra:Maths K Paper Mai uth k Dance Karny lga Kisi Ne Pucha Ye Kya Kr Rahey Ho Khusra:Techr Ne Kaha Ta maths me Hr STEP K Nmbr milty hen

BV intehai Ghussay me Shohar se: Main agar Shaitan se Shadi kr laiti to wo tum se bahot zyada Behtar Shohar saabit hota ...Shohar bahot Sukoon se bola: Mgr Behn Bhai mein Shadi ho he nahi sakti