Tag: Boy

Boy to Girl: Tum larkiyan love Marriage q karti ho? Girl; Anjan Namoonaa milne se acha hai, Jana pehchana Kameenaa mil jae.

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

A little boy snd sms to his girl frnd : Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? its really very urgent. Girl: But why dear, Boy: We r playing cards & I have lost my "QUEEN"

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati,:) (:Uff itni insult:)

Boy : Call Receve Kyun nahi Ki, 15 Mints Se Call Karaha Hu, Girl Woh Main . . . . Woh Main . . Ringtone Pr Dance Karahi Thi.:-*

GF = Where R u?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF= I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress
BF= Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK "KHOON PIYEGI..? :->

Boy: kahan ja rhi ho? Girl: KhudkUshi Karny Boy:To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai. Girl- Kal Subah News paper me photo b tou Aani hai..

Ladki facebook pa pic upload karke likhti
hai : hii friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar
ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me
500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga…. Uss Mein dekh
le,,…!!!….
humse kya poochti
hai’bhootni’kahi ki….;D ;D

Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje
de do…
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad
krungi…
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje
krogi…
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki mujse
diamond
ring mangi thi ……………..
or Kamine ne nhi di…