Tag: Boy

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..

What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

Sir:kbhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy:yes, sir:Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram s ghr ja rha tha m ny kuta pechy Lgaya wo jLdi ghr pnch gya.

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

Boy: i love u jan. Mere se shadi karo gi plz? Girl: Me tumhare jese larkon pe Poti b Nai karti. Boy: koi bat nahi janu koi halka phulka paad hi mar do...

Girl: Meri Ek, Ek Sans Pey Ek, Ek Larka Marta Hai.
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha Sa Tooth Paste Istimal Kyo Nahi Karti...?

1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se