Tag: Barish

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hain.
Aur jitna nah samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hain.

do admi apni apni wifes ki kabron i mean graves par dua kay liye jatay hain
achanak bohat zor say barish hote hain
or har taraf greenry hoo jati hain
ek admi dossray ko kehta hain kay yarr chalo accha hua intee garmi main muslla darr barish hooo gayee abb zameen ki sari greenry or saab cheezay bahir aaa jayee gii. doosra admi kehta hain kay na baba na yarr aysa na kaho mere to teen wifes yahan dafan hain woh kahin bahir na aaaa jayeee ...........

Master apney shagird se kehta hai tum english mein baat kiya karo agley din barish hoti hai aur class mein dair se jata hai tu master pochta hai tum dair se kyun aye shagird kehta hai
oh my master i am come
goddey goddey pani mei cham cham
one pair pisla i am karam
ote basta talai i am

Teen dost safer per jarahay thai rastay main un ko bhook laggi teenoo nai fehsala kiya kai woo roti kha lay jub woo roti khane laggay tu barish honay laggi tu teeno main se aik nai kaha kai hum main se aik chatteri lahay jahay un main se aik chatteri laney ke liyay giya lakin bahoot dair ho gahi na barish rocki na chatteri wala aaya tu unnoo nai fehsela kiya kai hum roti kha lay jub unnoo nai pehla nawala lagaya tu pechay derwazay ki awaz ahi aur saath yai awaz bhi aahi""khaber dar agger kisi nai nawala lagaya tu main chatteri lenay nahi jahoon ga.

Aik Martaba 4 Turtules Hotel main SOup Pina JaTa HaIn .. Woo SOup ka ORder daitta hain .. Soup Aa jaTa Ha ... soup pina lagta hain Tu aik damm sa Buhat taiz hawa chlna lagtti ha or barish ka Mosam hona lagtta ha .. tu woo khta hain k yar humara kapra Or Charpaiyan tu aabhi Chatt par hain .. tu aik ja kar uttar la .. but koi bhi jana ko taiyar nhi hotta .. aik bari mushkil sa hoo jata ha .. but woo aik PROMISE laita ha k OOs Ka Soup KOi nHi Piya Ga .. So sabb kahta hain OK~!~ woo chala jata ha ..
1 Hour Guzar jata ha .. 1 day guzara jata ha .. 1 month guzar jata ha .. 1 year guzar jata ha .. 6 years guzar jata hain but woo nhi atta .. so baki subb kahta hain k yar woo tu aaiya nhi chaloo hum iss ka Soup pee laita hain .. woo oss ka SOUP pina lagta hain tu DOOR k Picha sa Awaz atti ha
"" AAGER KISSI NA MAIRA SOUP KO HATH LAGAYA TU MAIN NHI JAOUN GA ""
Hope u like it .. ba byeeeeeeeeeee

once a fool asked from a fool who are you?
a fool replied i am a fool.then the fool asked the same quetion from the other fool that who are you that fool replied that i am also a fool because i am waisting my time with a fool asking such foolish questions.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai meri biwi pahunch gayi.

ZAMEEN PE HO TO MSG, BEJHDO ASMAN PE HO TO BARISH BEJHDO CHAND PE HO TO SITARAY BEJHDO JANNAT MAIN HO TO HORAIN BEJHDO DOZAKH MAIN HO TO ENJOY YOUR SELF

Zameen pr ho to sms bhej do,
Asmaan pr ho to Barish bhej do,
Chand pr ho to Sitarye bhej do,
Janat me ho to Horain bhej do,
Dozakh me ho to to to to ENJOY URSELF

gham kee barish ney bhee tere naqsh ko dhoya nahin
tu ne mujh ko kho diya,mein ne tujhe khoya nahin
neend ka halka gulabi sa khumar ankhon mein tha
yoon laga jaise wo shab ko dair tak soya nahin
har taraf deewar-o-dar aur un mein ankhon ke hujoom
keh sake jo dil kee halat wo lab-e-goya nahin
janta hoon ek aise shaks ko mein bhee munir
sham se pathar ho gya lekin kabhi roya nahin

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Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Ek phool ko chonay ki khater

Kantoon say zakhmi hotay thay

Jo phool jholi main aa girta

Ussay choonay say dar jatay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

K dhondaly aaeinoon main apna

Hum aks sa dhoonda kertay thay

Aor kirchayan chatkhay aaeinoon ki

Muthi main daba ker rakhtay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab sadak pay chalna hota tha

Hum kashti lay ker chaltay thay

Aor beech bhanwar janay k liyey

Hum padel nikla kertay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab barish barsa karti thi

Hum chatri main chup jatay thay

Aor jalti dhoop main nangay sir

Hum chatt par uchla kertay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab pass woh bohat hota tha

Hum uss ko dekh na saktay thay

Jab woh door chala jata tha

Hum aahat uss ki suntay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab sari dunya soti thi

Hum chand say khela kertay thay

Jab sari dunya jag utthti thi

Hum thak ker so jatay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Hum aaj b wasay pagel hain

Hum aaj b wasay pagel hain



Bas ici baat pay hai hum sey khafa gardish e waqt
Hum ney seekhay nahin andaaz zamanay walay





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Maine is tor se chaha tujhe aksar janaa

Jese mehtab ko beanth samandar chahay

Jese surag ki kiran seep ke dil main uthray

Jese barish ki duaa ablapa mangay

Maine is tor se chaha tujhe aksar janaa.

Qasim jani ke lie

Aik baar aik admi ki biwi bohaat bimar hajati hay or achanak kafi beemar rehnay kay baad wo saktay main ajati hay jisay shohar ko lagta hay kay uski biwi mergai hay to wo uskay janazay ki tayari kerta hay jab uska janaza layker jarahay hotay hay to barish ki wajah say aik admi ka paoun phisalta hay or janaza khambaysay takrata hay or uski wife zinda hojati hay kuch salo baad uski wife waqaie marjati hay to jab janaza layker jarahay hotay hay to shohor kehta hay bhayoun khambaysay bachna :D