Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

Hum Jeete Ek Bar Hain

Hum jeete EK bar hain,
Marte EK bar hain,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

· 1 Like · Feb 24, 2010 at 07:02
Category: exams Tags: Bar
 
Sms / Sardar

Ijunoon

Ek Bar Sardar Gangubai K Ghar Jata Hai ...!

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...!
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '
Gangubai : Kaun hai?
sardar : main !
Gangubai : main kaun?
sardar : ""Tu Gangubai""

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar Bar
 
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Sms / Missing You

Ijunoon

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hain Or 1 Bar Marte Hain

Hum 1 bar jite hain or 1 bar marte hain
1 bar pyar karte hain Shadi bhi 1 bar karte hain
Jab har kam 1 bar karte hain tou phir
apko MISS kyun bar bar karte hain!

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2007 at 22:11
Category: Missing You Tags: Bar
 
Sms / Sardar

Asma

Ek Bar 300 Sardar

Ek bar 300 sardar

ship mein travel kar rahe thay

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

?

?

?

Nothing serious.

Ship beech mein khrab hua

tou sab dhakka dene niche uter gaye.

· 1 Like · Mar 18, 2008 at 14:03
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar Bar
 
Sms / Funny

Ahmed Malik

Ek Bar Kuch Bandar

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein pohanchay unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe thay

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Bar
 
Sms / Friendship

Ijunoon

Aik Bar Karo Na Plz..

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatir
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship Tags: Bar
 
Sms / Funny

Unknown

Aik Bar Aik Police Walay Nay .........

AIK BAR AIK POLICE WALAY NAY AIK MOTORCYCLE WALAY KO PAKAR LIYA MOTORCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA JANAB MERA KASOOR KAYA HAI TO POLICE WALAY NAY KAHA KAY TUM NAY ASHARA (SIGNAL) TORA (BREAK) HAI TO MOTERCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA MEIN TO JALTA HOA CHORE KAY AYA HOON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Bar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

Eik Bar Sardar Ji Chat Pay Kharay Thay

eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Sardar Bar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Aik Bar Aik Banana ,apple Aurmango Hota Hai

aik bar aik banana,apple aur mango hota hai

apple says people cut me and eat
mango says people pinch me and suck my head
banana says people take off my clothes to eat hehehehe

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apple Mango Bar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Ek Bar Muskura Do

1000ro larkiyan ayasi kay her larki pe dam nekley
aur jis larki pe dam nekley wo gher se bohat kam nikley

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Bar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Aik Bar Aaaja

aik larka aik larki ko window se ishara kr k kehta hai
jahalk jhalak dikhla ja
jhalak jhalak dikhla ja
larki hath mein joota pakar k kehti hai
aik baar aja aja aja aaaa ja



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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Bar
 
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