Tag: Aurat

"Very Best sms"
Hazrat Luqman ki Nasihat apny betay say:
"Ay betay,
ksi Orat k peechay chalay jany k bajaye
ksi Sher k peechay chalay jana behtr hai,
is liye k
Sher palat gya to jan chali jaye gi.
Magr orat palat gai to Eeman chala jaye ga.
Forward msg for all young boys...!

AURAT Ke DIL Mai Sirf Us k SHOHAR K LiYe Hi Jaga Hoti Hay,
Per,
MARD Ka DIL Itna BARA Hota Hay K,
.
Us mai
DOST Ki LOVER
BV Ki SAHELI
BV Ki BABHI
PAROSAN
DHOBAN
KAAM WALI
BHAI Ki SALI
BEHAN Ki NAND
Or
Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay
SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT BARRA HOTA HAY:)

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahir khade ho kar
auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne
ka samay 9am to 11am.

EK LADKA AUR LADKI APNE MHOBAT MEIN EK DOSRE SE WADA(PROMISE)KER TE HAIN KE HUM EK DOSRE KA HAR HAL MEIN SAATH DEN GE EIK DIN LADKE KA ACCIDENT HO JATA HAI AUR LADKA KA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT HJA TA HAI JAB WOH ABNO GIRLFRIEND KE PAAS JATA HAI TU WOH US KO MANA KER DE DI HAIWOH LADKA US KO APNA PROMISE YAAD DILA TA HAI TO WOH KEH TE HAI KE MEIN BHOL GAI LADKA UDDAS HO KER JA RHA HO TA HAI TO DEKHTA HAI KE EIK ADAMI SAMNE SE KHOB ZOR SE HANSTA HOA A RHA HO TA HAI AUR US KO DOONO HAATH(HAND) BHI KATE HOAE HO TE HAIN WOH LADKA KAFI PARESHAN HO KER US ADAMI KO APNI BAAT BATA TA HAI AUR US KO BOTA HAI KE YAAR MERA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT GYA HAI TI MEIN ITNA PARESHAN AUR AFSORDA HOON AUR TUMHARE DOONO HAATH(HANDS) KATE HOAE HAIN AUR TUM PHIR BHI HANSTE HOAE PHIR RAHE HO TU WOH ADMI KEH TA HAI KE MUSKARA KOON PAAGAL RHA HAI MEIN TU IS LYE MUSKARA RHA HON KE MERE BACK PER BAUHAT KHUJLEE HO RAHI HAI AUR MEIN KHUJA NAHI SAK TA

aik motee aurat aik patlee aurat say takra jatee hai. motee walee aurat kehtee hai: i am sorry. too patlee walee kehtee hai chal paran hat dhai man ki boori. ha ha ha!

Aik Din Mian Ne Kaha
Kasi Hai Teri Nai Dilruba.

Hans K Wo Bola Bewafa
Sun Le Tu Ae Khush Ada
Jahan Ki sari Auratain
Naheen Alag, Naheen Juda.

Sun Ke Us Ka Falsafa
Rukney Laga Tha Dil Mera.

Hans Para Main Be Wajah
Per Dil K Ander Bas Mere.

Ik Phans Si Atak Gai
Aj Meri Sari Ulfat.

Daar Per Latak Gai.


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