Tag: Admi

gabar sing jab paida hua to maa ne mar mar ke usey laho jahwan kar dia

nars ne pocha "kion mar rahi ho"
maa: kambakht paida hote hi poch raha hai
"kitne aadmi the

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Dua qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke paas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sahab subah EID kerwa do ;-)

Uske dushman hain bahut aadmi acha hoga
Woh bhi meri tarah shahar mein tanha hoga
Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum nah bujhe
Roshni khatm nah kar aagey andhera hoga

1 Aadmi qabar k pass betha tha.
Musafir ne pocha!dar nahi lagta kia?
Aadmi bola isme darney ki konsi baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu bahir ageaya.

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Ta k vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye tou achcha feel kare aur agar Narkh jaye tou homely feel kare...

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

ek admi poranay khandar kay paas say gozarta hai to whan ek or admi khra hota hai wo jo admi khndarat kay pass say guzarta hai wo us kharay hoye admi say pochta hai kay bhai sahab main nay sona hai kay is khandarat main aseb waghera hai to wo admi us ki baat son kar ye khata hai kay mujhay nahi pata bhai main to kudoh 2 sal say marava hon ...hahahahaah akel mand ko ishara hi kafi jota hai

Train chal rahi hoti raat ka waqt hota hai to aik aadmi train ko roknai ke liyee chain khainchta hai to auper se awaz aati hai "" abay kiya karta hai "" phir woh aadmi phir chain khainchta hai to phir wohi awaz aati hai "" abay ganda tum kya karta hai "" kafi deer tak woh karta rehta hai lakin train ko roknai naqam ho jata hai phir jab sobah hoti hai to aur walai bed se aik pathan aata aur ghusai main kehta hai
"" abay khana kharabiya tum raat bhaar kai ko humra narra khicha ""