Tag: Movie

Santa: Today is Sunday and I wanna enjoy,
so I bought three movie tickets
Jeeto: Why three?
Santa: For u and ur parents...

Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,
kade mere pichchey...

Jeeto: Kehri film si ?

Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi tou hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
tou janwar hai, usko kya pata

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is A Computer Hacker


10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9. He-s won the Publisher-s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, ""Oh, puh-leeez"" 95 times during the movie ""The Net.""

4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. His video dating profile lists ""public-key encryption"" among turn-ons.

2. For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, ""Good Morning, Mr. President.""

1. You hear him murmur, ""Let-s see you use that Visa now, Professor
I- Don-t-Give- A-s-In-Computer-Science!""

1. BadAir: When you just can-t wait for the world to come to you.

2. BadAir: We-re Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.

7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don-t worry. We-ll turn them off.

8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

11. If you think it-s so easy, get your own plane!

12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street.

15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

16. Bring a bathing suit.

17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to.

New Films Released

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai
2) Aao chat kare
3) Programmer no 1
4) Mera naam developer
5) Java wale job le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain
7) Do processor baarah terminal
8) Tera code chal gaya
9) Har Din jo mail Karega
10) Network Ke Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai
13) Sandy ban gaya MCSE..!
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 - A Bug Story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai

tum aa gaye ho, NOOR aa gaya hain
""to chalo teeno movie chalte hain.""

Jurassic Park!
Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered in his seat.
Seeing his state, his friend, Santa asked, Kyon, kya baat hai? Dar kyoun lag raha hai? Cinema hi hai. (Why, what`s the matter? Why are you afraid? It s only a film.)
Banta replied, AAdmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai...lekin voh to jaanwar hai, usko kya kya pata! (I am human and have a mind, I know it s a film...but that is an animal, what does it know!)

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it. The teacher answered quickly, That would be the Titanic. St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, How many people died on the ship? Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, About 1,500. That--s right! You may enter. St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. Name them.