Tag: Khuda

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

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jis waqt khuda nay tum ko banaya hoga
ik sarooor sa us k dil pay chaya hoga pehlay socha hoga k tum ko jannat main rakhloon .....................................................................

lakin phir us ko ZOO KA khayal aaya hoga

3 friends thay:Muslim,Hindu aur Sikh.oon ka accident ho jata hai jiss mein onn ki death ho jati hai to oon ko Allah ke hazoor peesh kiya jata hai Allah pehlay Muslim se poochta hai ke batao mein ne tum ko duniya mein apna banda bana kar bheja tha tum ne keya kiya?to oss ne bola aye Khuda mein tera hukam baja laya aur teray bataye hoye rastoon per chala,phir Allah Hindu se poochta hai ke batao mein ne tum ko duniya mein apna banda bana kar bheja tha tum ne keya kiya?to oss ne bola aye Khuda mein ne teri nafermani ki aur dangay-fasad kiye.phir Khuda Sikh se poochta hai ke haan jee tum batao ke mein ne tum ko banda bana kar bheja to tum ne keya kiya?to Allah key ess sawal per Sikh sahib ko taesh aa gaya aur wo apnay sar ki taraf eeshara kartay hoye bolay ""Aye Meeno Banda Bana Key Paejeya Si"".......HAhahahahahaha

khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe pharar huye,
kuch pakde gaye kuch mere yaar huye.

do bachay rakshay main jaa rahay hotay hain aik ka naam hota hay aada aur dosray ka naam pada achanak say pada rakshay say gir gata hay aada kahta hay padaaaa rakshay wala kahta hay khuda ki qasam say main nay na pada.(Hahahaha..enjoy)

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga??
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga??
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Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai..
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai!!
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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi..;)
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi!!:(
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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha...
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha!!..
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Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh..
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh !!!
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per..
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per!!!
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai..
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..!!
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga..!!
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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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